The winners ...

The winner just has to come first and pass any other driver who has the audacity to be in front of him.

The crazy thing is, they don't 'win' - the cars that they pass won't appear on their driveways 10 seconds behind them. There is no one waiting at home with a chequered flag!

Winners drive in your slipstream and will overtake at any cost; they seem totally ignorant of the fact that however many vehicles they overtake there will still be a few thousand more in front.

I often wonder if winners are like train-spotters keeping a notebook with the registration marks of all the vehicles they have passed.

Oh well lads. only another 22 million or so and you'll have the set!